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A New Beginning:
I always try to make my children laugh and I like to tell jokes. Laugher to me is the soul of a happy home. My son’s SeanPaul and Malachi are a reflection of me. They are silly and that make me laugh all the time. I love them with all my heart. |
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DEVONTE ERVIN:
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charlotte gibbs: Dream Can come True After I got diagnosised with Lukemia, I felt like my world was up side down. I had all these emotions, in me . I did't now whereto put them. I begin ... |
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Florence Louise Light Manning Flynn: I Remember..... "During Grandparents Day, she stood up and showed my entire 4th grade class how to make a pen work again by heating it up with a lighter. ( Actual demonstration took ... |
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MARVA:
just being close to my siblings, trying to cook, learning to drive a car, boy issues, having our children together,nothing but laughter,the campig trips, sleep overs, church functions,shopping what ever it was,cause we were doing it to gether |
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Leonard Pettigrew: It's a Family affair!
First of all my whole Family are a Bunch of Nuts, I don't mean the kind you buy at the Candy store! I mean Crazy! Peolpe love being around us, because our jokes. I guest my Mom was the First Comedian she pull pranks, on us when I was a small child. |
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Kathleen M. Plona Rogers: Jokes and other funny stuff Oh beware of the soup noodles. Back when I stayed with my Brother Ed for awhile, I had a bad habit of following him around like a lost puppy. I was ... |
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Catherine Browning McFarlane: The More We Get Together, The Happier We’ll Be.. Sitting round the table for a family gathering, not so frequent as they used to be but as cherished as ever, someone suggested we go around the table saying something we ... |
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John Matson: We were the blockheads. I guess the thing that was common in the time that I grew up, that has totally changed in modern times, is the concept of the ... |
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Dorothy Gibson: “Well, I’m Sorry, I Don’t Have Any Ice.” We had parties down at Cleo’s in South Carolina sometimes when I visited. It was a little hot one time and Uncle Ed didn’t have any ice. Cleo wanted to make ... |
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Faye Stone: My Dad, the Playboy of Atwater, and the Craziest Wedding I’ve ever Attended So my mother dies, and my dad gets remarried. Now he is the playboy of Atwater. He gets married, and they invite Jay and me to their wedding in Reno. They ... |
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Zora Thompson: My Parents’ Favorite Jokes When he was a schoolboy he said he came home and said to his dad: “today I learned in school that we ... |
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Than Bischoff: When You Do Something Wrong, You Have To Pay For It When I was growing up my father was the head of the household. He never ... |
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Sylvia Wall: My family had some favorite jokes that we used to repeat My family had some favorite jokes that we used to repeat. Of course they were in Finnish. |
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Ruth Sampson: Dad Keeps the Boys Entertained with his Girl Mask Well, I loved Alaska and I loved Hawaii. It’s beautiful over there. Our younger son, he didn’t like to travel and he used to have his feet sticking out the window ... |
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Ron Lyons: An Abandoned Bike Becomes my Ride When I was at Stanford business school I ran out of money but I couldn’t drive around this 1934 Cadillac. The ... |
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Richard Magen: I Don?t Sugar-Coat Anything I’m not a jokester. I’m a funny guy but I’m not a joker. My humor comes from my ability to speak forthrightly. My mouth is foul. I tell it like it ... |
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Ralph Hempfling: My Second Boy was born during one of the Worst Blizzards in Decades The second boy was born in January we had one of the largest blizzards for 20 years. She woke me up at about one o’clock in the morning and says, “I ... |
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Carmelita Austin-Schreher: A Funny Story on My Husbands 50th Birthday I am very balanced. I have my family, work, and community service. I am very good at having my different compartments. I work hard, but I play hard too. I love ... |
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Bob Stahl: An Unexpected Life Lesson from a Nun I remember one of my meditation teachers wants saying to me… in fact it was Rina. She is like a little rogue nun but she’s got an incredible sense of humor. ... |
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Barry Morris Brooks: Costume Malfunctions were Just the Beginning! There were always crazy things. At Siegfried and Roy, a lot of their tricks were crazy. Just the levitation tricks to lift Roy off the sword. It was on a big ... |
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Anne Phipps: Uh-Oh, You Look Ill Today. We Better Go Fox Hunting! England is very different. When you are born, or when you are in a certain social are, things are expected of you. I never thought about career as career. I assumed ... |
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Emilia Gallegos: “I’m Losing My Mind!” I’ve heard so many jokes, and some of them are little bit shady. One time, three cousins were visiting me. I was excited because I hadn’t seen them for a long time. One time one of them told me a story. I was going to tell my own story, but halfway through and I forgot. At that point and I said: “oh my goodness. I’m losing my mind!” |
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Elnora Taylor: How to Avoid Getting Your Behind full of Stickers In Oklahoma my brothers used to play on a rope swing over the river. They would swing out, let go, and dive into the river. My brother Dodge was a little ... |
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Elizabeth Lucille Rozelle: My Family is Multi-Faith, and Dinners are…ahem…Interesting! And we have several that are ... |
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Edward John McInerney: My Daughter Starts Life on a Playful Note When Becky was very young, we would play games every night. One of the games was that we would play was that I would find and she would find me. And ... |
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Doris Robertson-Polley: Why Rent Machinery When you can Rent Football Players? As an Air Force wife I had to become very self sufficient. We ... |
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Walta Lou Wilcox: While I Taught Sunday School, My Kids Sneaked out to buy Candy I was the director of the church choir. I was the head of the youth department. We used to work with the Luther League, worked with the youth, well, about everything ... |
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Denise Morra: Bill Takes a Mid-Winter Swim in a Pool Filled with Old Tires The first house in Schenectady had an above-ground pool in the back. Bill had the idea to put old tires in the pool during the winter to absorb the compression of ... |
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Debra Hummel: One Christmas, We Almost Burned Down the Church Ironically, while we were at that church – and Dad can tell you that story – the Lutherans had Advent wreaths. I don’t know if you are familiar with that? And, ... |
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Dale Townsend: Evelyn and I Become Unwitting Decoys to Distract Mexican Customs Officials ... |
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John Donovan: Our Kids Take in Stray Hippies (Mary speaking): there are big eucalyptus trees near our home. One year our kids built a tree house. I could watch them through the kitchen window. They were young; Aaron was ... |
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George Newell: I’ve Enjoyed Being Me for the Past 62 Years Well, I told you about the Einstein experiment on the train. (Laughs) I can’t think of anything else off the top of my head. I just – you know, I have ... |
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Frank Maxwell: Dad and I Get Soaked in a Tidal Wave The funny thing happened while I was working at the shipyard in South San Francisco. At the shipyard, they only had a wide launching ramp. When they launched ships, they couldn’t ... |
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Mel Wilcox: Cold Beer in the Basement Kept all our Services Running Smoothly Working in a factory, you know, Cooper employees were noted to work hard but played hard. Now, not bragging, but I was a pretty good beer drinker back in them days! ... |
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Marjorie Hook: My Brother Rode the Goat through the Fence Here’s one I remember! My brother; we had goats and my brother who is just older than I am thought he was going to ride this goat, and he rode the goat ... |
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Lenny Hobbs: The Cops and I Had a Special “Understanding” Then I got out and I went in January and got out in May I think. So, after that I drove a truck – went back to driving a truck and ... |
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John Urbanski: My Daily Life Has Been Funny My grandma Urbanski lived in Tucson while we lived there. She had a ... |
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John Rialson: I Appear on TV, Meet a Pretty Girl and a Famous Mariachi, all in One Day! I remember being in Mexico City and not knowing anyone. I had ... |
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Marilyn Patton: Was the Boy too tall or the horse too short? Was the Boy too tall or the horse too short? When we were children of about eight or nine years old my grandfather rented a pony for us to ride over thanksgiving. He was so tall that all we had to do was put his feet down and the pony would walk off and leave him standing on the ground. |
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