My Daily Life Has Been Funny

This story from my early days in Tucson has followed me throughout my life.

My grandma Urbanski lived in Tucson while we lived there. She had a chair that spun around. Of course being a kid I love to sit on that thing in spin, even though I wasn’t supposed to.

I remember that I knocked over a lamp that had to glass globes on it. It took the months and months to get those globes replaced. They had to order the glass from Ohio.

I remember spilling a full can of paint on the carpet in one of my aunt’s places.

Back in sixth and seventh grade I ran the 1320, or the three-quarter mile race.

I remember so well coming around the home stretch and my mother is in the stands yelling: “John, John, don’t run too fast! You’ll hurt yourself!”

Only from a mother, huh?

Other than that my daily life is probably funny! It’s all a matter of perspective.

I’ve always had a lot of fun with the people that I’ve been with.

As a new young that businessman of 24 or 25 I was working out my restaurant. Two other guys and I decided to go hunt golf balls.

I went to my wife and asked her for an old pair of pantyhose.

My buddies and I dove for golf balls in the two Rivers that bordered the course in our area. We never got caught but we had a lot of silly fun.

On my 21st birthday I remember going into the round table restaurant. The owner, Roy Baker, was a great friend and mentor to me as I went into business. He put a pitcher of beer in front of me because I hadn’t been able to drink until then.

Roy told me: “there’s twenty more where that came from!”

Fortunately I didn’t go through 21 pitchers of beer that night but it’s a fond memory of a great relationship.