I had always wanted the redheaded lover, but I could never find one until I found Robert. One day I told him to just move in. I said: “if it works, it works!”

Now we’ve been together for more than ten years. So that’s my love affairs.

I met Robert in a cheap bar in Guerneville.

Robert had gotten a summer job working at the Bohemian Grove. Well, I live open the country. After work one night, around his birthday, he was in this cheap bar. I had decided to come down from the mountain, go into town, and find myself some love. When I came into the rainbow cattle company, I looked around and there was Robert!

I smiled at him, and I went to the men’s room, stood at the trough, and he followed me. Well, there was no need to chip – chat too long. It was time to go home and get some. And so we did!

And on he had to go back to work, but the next night I met him again. Before you know what I was in trouble. I was hooked. It has ended up being just what I wanted.